Children are an option, but something you should clearly consider as very very stressful. So many dangerous people and situations to beware them of, other children and animals such as eagles. Wait, eagles? Yeah mate, eagles..
Eagle of Death – video of the eagle that tried to steal a kid
School Mobber video: as you see, mobbing is not an option!
Update eagle video, 29/12/12
Update: We are shocked to have to tell you that it turned out that the eagle-video is a fake! It is a joint student project’s work for their masters and they did a good job indeed. However, we still believe that eagles are mean child-stealing monsters!